Minecraft 1.4 came out today.
I was stoked. Wanting to grab my launcher and delve into the world of MienKamp, I had begun to play with my school friends Michael and Whats-His-Face, and my interwebz friend Beo.
It was pretty fun, but I didn't really gain anything, Whats-His-Face ragequit in a blind chorus of cussing, and Michael showed off his creepy adoration for cats and commanded we worship him. When I learned it was on Hard mode, as well, it became less fun, with zombies breaking down my door.
Just another day at the Craft.
In all honesty, I did build a cool house, but that is about it. I never really went mining, and we didn't really do much. Meow kept wanting to play a mod, and therefore did not take the whole thing seriously.
Meh, I've just had better play sessions.
Bee happy, bee healthy.
~Jay
Friday, October 26, 2012
CS:GO (4)
Snipers.
FUCKING.
SNIPERS.
We will get to that later. I tried out two servers recently. The first was a server in which you run around the classical Dust map killing people. And so I did so, or at least tried so, and got pwned by the 1337 MLGs due to odd lag at the time.
The next one's owner seemed to have bought a half ton of acid and gotten to work. Constant shooting the minute I joined, I ducked behind a wall with a weapon I immediately got and started mowing. After I killed someone, I realized it was an Arms Race (Where when you kill someone, you get a new weapon), and began trying my best, but not getting nearly enough kills to win. After a bunch of frustrating rounds of being spawn killed, I went back to Iceworld.
Here is the snipers part. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE GAAAAAH! They kill you in one shot! They camp in a corner! THEY EAT YOUR TOAST!
And that concludes today's rant. Read more and comment, because I need them to pay for cardboard.
~Jay
FUCKING.
SNIPERS.
We will get to that later. I tried out two servers recently. The first was a server in which you run around the classical Dust map killing people. And so I did so, or at least tried so, and got pwned by the 1337 MLGs due to odd lag at the time.
The next one's owner seemed to have bought a half ton of acid and gotten to work. Constant shooting the minute I joined, I ducked behind a wall with a weapon I immediately got and started mowing. After I killed someone, I realized it was an Arms Race (Where when you kill someone, you get a new weapon), and began trying my best, but not getting nearly enough kills to win. After a bunch of frustrating rounds of being spawn killed, I went back to Iceworld.
Here is the snipers part. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE GAAAAAH! They kill you in one shot! They camp in a corner! THEY EAT YOUR TOAST!
And that concludes today's rant. Read more and comment, because I need them to pay for cardboard.
~Jay
Friday, October 19, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Counter Strike: GO (2)
I struck some more counters today, and I know next time I'll go without the Iceworld server. Too much snipers who think they are good at the game because they one shot people coming around the corner.
And, more snapshots:
And, more snapshots:
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
GunCraft(1)
This game is Ace of Spades, though a little better. If you don't know what either are, they are block based sandbox games like Minecraft, only with shooting and death and bang bang. While the people look incredibly stupid, it is pretty fun.
It is also easier than Counter Strike, so I started owning the minute I loaded it up. 8D So yaaaay.
I know this post was short, but there is not much to report on a game I spent less than an hour on.
~Jay
It is also easier than Counter Strike, so I started owning the minute I loaded it up. 8D So yaaaay.
I know this post was short, but there is not much to report on a game I spent less than an hour on.
~Jay
Black Mesa (1)
It took me forever to download this game, so you can bet your lily licking tutus I was happy to get around to playing it on Monday. It was my first experience with Half Life, since I decided to wait and save myself from the walking origami monsters. (I stole Sleepy's joke there.)
In Black Mesa, you are Doctor Gordon Freeman, and you start out in....Black Mesa. It was too easy to find the origin of the name, modders.
And, after a 10 minute train ride of you jumping around the attempting to read newspapers, you finally are able to walk around. Making up for lost game play time, I immediately began running into offices and throwing everything I see to the ground, ignoring the nonchalant scientists who called me insane for ripping their computer out of the wall, before continuing their work.
Anyhow, after walking for a bit, I found my super special talking suit, which breathed at me when I first put it on. Studying my beautiful hand in my beautiful black glove, I then had to trace my steps back to another place, where some guard with the same voice actor as the last guard lets me in some place that I couldn't go into without the suit. At first I thought it was a radioactive area where the entry fee is BYOS, S standing for suit of course. But when I entered this "Radioactive area", scientists with labcoats were frolicking around, and it was like any other area. I felt like one of those guys who show up to school in a Halloween costume, and no one else did.
Anyhow, I dodged them all, throwing clipboards angrily, and made my way to a guard and scientist who pushed me into a room with a giant spinny thingy. The scientist shut the door and fired up the giant spinny thingy, made me insert a blob into it, and after that, survival horror mode kicked in. It ass ploded, and I found myself in a zombie and alien filled Black Mesa. Basically, I spent the next two gameplay hours fighting these things while I watched people get eaten and have ladders fall on your head. I even had a good friend whom I saved and was a guard, but he got killed by a turret. I went into anger mode then, and raped everything with my overpowered revolver.
I am now at where your reunite with the army, who are trying to kill you for some reason. I also have 3 health with no stations in sight. FML.
Meow if you want food.
~Jay
In Black Mesa, you are Doctor Gordon Freeman, and you start out in....Black Mesa. It was too easy to find the origin of the name, modders.
And, after a 10 minute train ride of you jumping around the attempting to read newspapers, you finally are able to walk around. Making up for lost game play time, I immediately began running into offices and throwing everything I see to the ground, ignoring the nonchalant scientists who called me insane for ripping their computer out of the wall, before continuing their work.
Anyhow, after walking for a bit, I found my super special talking suit, which breathed at me when I first put it on. Studying my beautiful hand in my beautiful black glove, I then had to trace my steps back to another place, where some guard with the same voice actor as the last guard lets me in some place that I couldn't go into without the suit. At first I thought it was a radioactive area where the entry fee is BYOS, S standing for suit of course. But when I entered this "Radioactive area", scientists with labcoats were frolicking around, and it was like any other area. I felt like one of those guys who show up to school in a Halloween costume, and no one else did.
Anyhow, I dodged them all, throwing clipboards angrily, and made my way to a guard and scientist who pushed me into a room with a giant spinny thingy. The scientist shut the door and fired up the giant spinny thingy, made me insert a blob into it, and after that, survival horror mode kicked in. It ass ploded, and I found myself in a zombie and alien filled Black Mesa. Basically, I spent the next two gameplay hours fighting these things while I watched people get eaten and have ladders fall on your head. I even had a good friend whom I saved and was a guard, but he got killed by a turret. I went into anger mode then, and raped everything with my overpowered revolver.
I am now at where your reunite with the army, who are trying to kill you for some reason. I also have 3 health with no stations in sight. FML.
Meow if you want food.
~Jay
Counter Strike: GO (1)
I enjoy this game a lot. Even though it is basically just two teams shooting each other, but I LOVE two teams shooting at each other. It's vagueness leads to no real storyline, and no real storyline leads to more people being interested, and more people being interested means fucking TWO TEAMS SHOOTIN AT EACH OTHA!
In all honesty, though, some of the people who play this game can be twats, but it is a step up from CoD fans, in which all the people who play the game are twats. It also shames me that I compared it to CoD, which doesn't have the many modes and features Valve's shooter has.
I have been hooked on this one server, which makes the most pro players at this game seem like children with imaginary guns made out of sticks. The map is called "fy_iceworld", and it is less of an Ice World and more of a small Ice Room. I have a screenshot.
Trust me. It is about two times what is viewable in this, which is small for 32 people to be shooting at each other in.
Usual games end up like so:
Me: "Okay! I got the shotgun, and the Desert Eagle! All I need to do is see if enemy snipers are over he-*shot*"
I'm not kidding. This small confined space is riddled with fucking snipers. They sit in corners, and boom at people. Like boom boom boom boom--I AM INSINUATING THEY SHOOT!
But, I love this server, and you wanna know why? No? Well I don't care. This is my blog!
I frequently visit this server because it turns me into a 1337 pro at Counter Strike, and I enjoy that. I would like some accomplishments in my life of staying cooped up with a computer for 12 hours.
Stay pretty, my friends.
~Jay
In all honesty, though, some of the people who play this game can be twats, but it is a step up from CoD fans, in which all the people who play the game are twats. It also shames me that I compared it to CoD, which doesn't have the many modes and features Valve's shooter has.
I have been hooked on this one server, which makes the most pro players at this game seem like children with imaginary guns made out of sticks. The map is called "fy_iceworld", and it is less of an Ice World and more of a small Ice Room. I have a screenshot.
Trust me. It is about two times what is viewable in this, which is small for 32 people to be shooting at each other in.
Usual games end up like so:
Me: "Okay! I got the shotgun, and the Desert Eagle! All I need to do is see if enemy snipers are over he-*shot*"
I'm not kidding. This small confined space is riddled with fucking snipers. They sit in corners, and boom at people. Like boom boom boom boom--I AM INSINUATING THEY SHOOT!
But, I love this server, and you wanna know why? No? Well I don't care. This is my blog!
I frequently visit this server because it turns me into a 1337 pro at Counter Strike, and I enjoy that. I would like some accomplishments in my life of staying cooped up with a computer for 12 hours.
Stay pretty, my friends.
~Jay
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